The 7 Craziest Real-Life Monster Attacks

Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid “Sexually Assaults” Young Girl

Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid "... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The 7 Craziest Real-Life Monster Attacks

19 year old Kristian Allen Carl learned the hard way that life isn’t like the movies, it seems, and trying to bang 15 year old girls is only okay if you’re a fictional vampire.
Carl was charged in Pennsylvania for sexual assault after it was discovered he was having intercourse with a 15 year-old girl. What the police didn’t know was that Carl was the product of an unholy union of vampire and werewolf.
When asked to prove that he was a hybrid, Carl exposed his canine teeth to the officer. Hilariously, he was then informed by the police that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth.
The girl told police that he was her boyfriend, but since she was underage, Carl faced charges of statutory rape. Once again proving that vampire/human girl relationships are doomed from the start.

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