The 7 Craziest Real-Life Monster Attacks

Vampire Causes Car Accident

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Though they can change their form to bats, wolves, and even mist, sometimes vampires can just be d*cks.

According to a Colorado woman, she was forced off the road while driving home after she saw a vampire standing in the middle of it. When the police arrived on the scene the offending Nosferatu had vanished. The police do not suspect that any alcohol or drugs were involved, though there was evidence that the woman was not on her prescribed medication.

One small boy interviewed by the local news said “I don’t believe she saw a vampire,” while a local teenage girl added, “That would be cool though. I hope that’s the case.”

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